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rob
hey stacy
stacy
o hey rob
rob
whats up
stacy
nothin you
rob
what are you doin this weekend
stacy
oh probably nothing you
rob
im deer hunting
stacy
nice nice
rob
you hunt?
stacy
ya! i love hunting
rob
wanna come with
stacy
yess where would we go
rob
wisconsin two and a half hours away
stacy
(Thursday)
rob
you got everything ready and packed
stacy
yup!
rob
you sure
stacy
yup!
rob
got the weed and beer
stacy
yup
rob
you going to shoot a deer?
stacy
duh!
rob
your not goin to miss
stacy
i havnt missed since i was born
rob
good good
(friday)
rob
everything in the truck
stacy
yeah im pumped
rob
me to supposeley theres alot of deer down there
(in the car now)
rob
where you usally hunt?
stacy
ummmm up north
rob
nice shoot anything
stacy
never seen a deer so i usally just shoot the squirrles
rob
well i guess.... thats good
stacy
yeah
rob
you will get a deer this weekend for sure guranteed
stacy
omg that would be sweet
rob
i get first shot though if it is a big buck
stacy
thats fine i dont care how big it is unless its bambi cause thats mean
rob
you sure you brought everything
stacy
yeah
rob
what did you bring
stacy
weed beer clothes
rob
did u bring a bowl?
stacy
duh!
rob
we should be good then
stacy
oh we will be great
rob
five deer this weekend?
stacy
thats an understatement
(saturday mourning 4 AM)
stacy
i dont want to get up
rob
we have to its goin to light out soon
stacy
rob i dont like deer hunting anymore
(rob rolls her out of bed, shes naked so rob lies in bed with her)
rob
the mourning hunt usally isnt that good anyways
stacy
yeah and this will be fun
rob
o yeah
(saturday 12:00 p.m.)
stacy
lets go hit the stand now
rob
for sure start gettin ready
(stacy goes in bathroom starts putting on make-up)
rob
what the hell are you doin
stacy
getting ready
rob
none of that shit is needed
stacy
o well it is the only way i can shoot good
rob
learn without
(now entering the hunting blind)
rob
you bring weed and beer
(stacy whips out a baggy and a case of beer)
rob
i didnt actualy mean weed and beer..... weed and beer is guna and ammo
stacy
o well can i just use your gun
rob
you didnt bring a gun?
stacy
i forget it at the last second
rob
i guess you can use mine
stacy
i brought doe estrous
rob
what kind
stacy
victoria secret brand knew
(squirt squirt squirt)
rob
NOO!! the deer will smell it from miles away!!
stacy
whooops!
(been waiting for 15 minnutes)
rob
here comes a big buck this one is mine
stacy
kk.. there it is
(bucks now 20 yards away and rob is lookin through the scope)
rob
its the 30 POINTER
stacy
you going to shoot
rob
ya!!!
stacy
RUN DEER RUN
rob
god damnit
stacy
sorry but it would have been mean not to
rob
that was a TROPHY not BAMBI
stacy
yeah im sorry next time
rob
give me one of those beers.... make that 6