version 3

(Rob and Stacy have been dating for about 2 years now and they have not hung out in awhile because it is deer hunting season and Rob hunts all the time and Stacy doesn't like to hunt at all. )

Rob

Hey stacy

stacy

Rob were hanging out this weekend right??

Rob

Well its the last weekend of hunting.....

Stacy

REALLY! you have gone the last four weekends!!

Rob

I promise this will be the last time for a long time.

Stacy

We haven't hung out in forever Rob!!

Rob

Im deer hunting this weekend no matter what. Im sorry.

Stacy

When are we going to hang out then?

Rob

Next weekend. Duh.

Stacy

Im in Iowa next weekend!

Rob

Well you can come hunting with me me you want?

Stacy

You know how much i hate hunting.

Rob

Well then were not going to be able to hang out?

Stacy

K. Fine I will go.

Rob

Do you want to shoot or just be in the stand with me?

Stacy
Im not going to shoot an idicent animal that has nothing to protect itself are you serious?

Rob

K then you will just be in the stand with me.

Stacy

K when we will we leave?

Rob

Friday night.

Stacy

That place in Wisconsin you go to?

Rob

Ya, its my grandmas house.

Stacy

Theres not even any cell phone service there!

Rob

OMG! Your going to have to go a weekend with out your cell phone!

Stacy

Be quiet.

Rob

So your actually going to go?

Stacy

Ya, but you owe me.

Rob

K, you got camo?

Stacy

Ya, remember the crap you gave me for my birthday.

Rob

O ya but that isn't crap its quality clothing.

Stacy

Whatever

Rob

Your finally going to become a deer hunter.

Stacy

No! I'm not hunting, I'm being with you.

Rob

Close enough

(friday)

Rob

You got everything in the truck

Stacy

Well did you put in everything I need I got all of my stuff

Rob

Ya I think so are you bringing beer?

Stacy

Ya it's in the truck.

Rob

Good this is not going to be as bad as you think.

Stacy

Your full of lies, how'd I get into this.

Rob

You wanted to hang out.

Stacy

Ya and this is this the only option you gave me.

Rob

K lets just get going.

Stacy

I'm waiting on you.

Rob

K lets go.

(In the car now on the way)

Rob

You sure you brought everything?

Stacy

Yes!

Rob

Camo?

Stacy

Yes!
Rob

Boots?

Stacy

Yes!

Rob
Church clothes for sunday?

Stacy

Yes! I brought everything.

Rob

Beer?

Stacy

Yup

Rob

We should be good then.

Stacy

Yeah it will be ok.

(saturday mourning 4 AM)

Stacy

I dont want to get up.

Rob

We have to its goin to light out soon.

Stacy

Rob i dont like deer hunting.

Rob

Yeah but you haven't even tried it yet.

Stacy

Just let me be.

Rob

We have to get the stand before it's light out now get get up!

Stacy

No! I'm sleeping no matter what.

Rob

K whatever I guess I will go back to bed too.

(Saturday 12:00 p.m.)

Rob

Have you gotten enough sleep yet?

Stacy

Yeah I'm good now.

Rob

K lets go hit the the stand now

Stacy

K.

Rob

Well get ready!

Stacy

I am.

(Stacy goes in bathroom starts putting on make-up)

Rob

What the hell are you doin!

Stacy

Getting ready.

Rob

None of that shit is needed

Stacy

Oh, well it is the only way im going hunt.

Rob

Learn without.

(now entering the hunting blind)

Rob

Man it's beatiful out here.

Stacy

Yeah it is nice.

Rob

I think your going to like this.

Stacy

I don't think so but keep dreaming. What are we doing out here wasting our time anyways...

Rob

You call this a waste of time?

Stacy

Ya, I believe nothing productive is happening right now.

Rob

Your spending time in gods country that is what your doin.

Stacy

Yeah i brought some stuff that the deer should like.

Rob

O ya. What is it?

Stacy

Victorias Secret perfume!

Rob

No really?

(squirt squirt squirt)

Rob

The deer will smell that from miles away!

Stacy

Whooops!

(Waiting for about an hour now)

Rob

Look there is one!

Stacy

Ya...

Rob

He's a buck and he is coming in!

Stacy

You going to shoot?

rob

Ya he just needs to come a little closer.

Stacy

K let me know right before your going to shoot.

Rob

k.... Now.

Stacy

RUN DEER RUN

(The buck is spooked and bolts it out of the field and into the woods before Rob was able to shoot the buck.)

Rob

Really?

Stacy

I'm sorry

Rob

What was that for?

Stacy

Well now that we know theres no deer we can hang out now!

Rob

Did bring the beer?

Stacy

Ya

Rob

Hand me one.... Make that six.